geometricdeathtrap:

metallikato:

generallegendary:

metallikato:

jewelstaites:

how to give a good handjob

  • bop it
  • pull it
  • twist it
  • harder
  • better
  • faster
  • stronger 

You pull your left hand in
You pull your left hand out
You pull your left hand in
And you shake it all about!

Cha cha real smooth

none of you ever touch a penis

mishasminions:

*AHEM* GAY *AHEM*

jackharperr:

The eyes of Tom Hiddleston

jackharperr:

The eyes of Tom Hiddleston

crispysnakes:

 Xenodermus Javanicus - Dragon Snake

(Source thread)

3,128 plays!

bechnokid:

thirsty-pocket:

I think I know what part of Mario & Luigi: Dream Team people are looking forward to the most.

Help, I am crying.

“Vintage Style DC Character Posters” by Michael Myers

dr-ipping:

I’m working toward making $250.00 in the next week.
I’m not asking everyone to donate (although if you click here, it will explain why I’m trying to make the 250), even though it would be appreciated, but I am asking everyone to check out my shop.
I paint in my spare time, I draw tattoo designs,…

YOU ARE GREAT I REALLY LIKE YOU :D HAVE A FANTASTIC DAY.

WOW THANK YOU BABY, HAVE A FANTASTIC DAY AS WELL<33

Two Door Cinema Club - What You Know
1,285 plays!

dreamsandchocolate:

What You Know by Two Door Cinema Club

rycbthefandomsarecoming:

So this happened at school today…

rycbthefandomsarecoming:

So this happened at school today…

i thought u loved me u said i was ur 1 and only

wen did i say this 

 i dont remember this

I REFUSED TO GO ON MY PHONE TO SEE WHAT EMOJIS SHE USED SO I THINK SHE FOUND A NEW VICTIM

ALL THOSE FUCKING SUNS AND MOONS

puttin-the-ass-in-cas:

im sorry this isnt misha but look at his face 

puttin-the-ass-in-cas:

im sorry this isnt misha but look at his face 

HeLLo BOOoOoooTYYyY 🌞🌝🌚🌜🌛🌞🌝🌚🌜🌛🌞🌝🌚🌜🌛🌞🌝🌚🌜🌛🌞🌝🌚🌜🌛🌞🌝🌚🌜🌛🌞🌝🌚🌜🌛🌞🌝🌚🌜🌛🌞🌝🌚🌜🌛🌞🌝🌚🌜🌛🌞🌝🌚🌜🌛🌞🌝🌚🌜🌛🌞🌝🌚🌜🌛🌞🌝🌚🌜🌛🌞🌝🌚🌜🌛🌞🌝🌚🌜🌛🌞🌝🌚🌜🌛🌞🌝🌚🌜🌛🌞🌝🌚🌜🌛🌞🌝🌚🌜🌛🌞🌝🌚🌜🌛🌞🌝🌚🌜🌛🌞🌝🌚🌜🌛🌞🌝🌚🌜🌛🌞🌝🌚🌜🌛🌞🌝🌚🌜🌛🌞🌝🌚🌜🌛🌞🌝🌚🌜🌛🌞🌝🌚🌜🌛🌞🌝🌚🌜🌛🌞🌝🌚🌜🌛🌞🌝🌚🌜🌛🌞🌝🌚🌜🌛🌞🌝🌚🌜🌛🌞🌝🌚🌜🌛🌞🌝🌚🌜🌛🌞🌝🌚🌜🌛🌞🌝🌚🌜🌛🌞🌝🌚🌜🌛🌞🌝🌚🌜🌛🌞🌝🌚🌜🌛🌞🌝🌚🌜🌛🌞🌝🌚🌜🌛🌞🌝🌚🌜🌛🌞🌝🌚🌜🌛🌞🌝🌚🌜🌛🌞GoOdBYE BOooOOTy💖

I fucking hate you Baily